Anonymous asked: I'm only staying alive for my cats.

1996:

Oh, sir! I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff. Did you not tip them?

(Source: isomorphic, via humorking)

louises-belcher:

I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them. 

(via ruinedchildhood)

askbombasticblake:
“ thesassycat:
“ You can only reblog this today.
”
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
”

askbombasticblake:

thesassycat:

You can only reblog this today.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

(via ruinedchildhood)

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affectionatesuggestion:

Concept: I sleep over at your house, we wake up in each other’s arms and everything is perfect.

(via dangerousgab)

Tags: oh shit

(Source: bitchycode, via hand)

Tags: paris hilton

Your life when you suffer from emotional instability…

psychologyhumor:

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Originally posted by anilben

Tags: bpd me

bpdrotten:

when your fp talks about having a good time with other people and you have to smile and pretend to be happy for them cause they’re allowed to have other friends and you don’t want to be controlling

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yyyma:
“please
”

yyyma:

please

(Source: bbyscorpion, via ruinedchildhood)

Tags: paris hilton